The Dinosaur Kitsch Parade – Love within the Time of Chasmosaurs

I needed to do one thing quirky to shut off the yr. I wish to assume we’re all dinosaur kitsch connaisseurs right here. Because the weblog’s resident European mainlander, I’ve made it my mission to go to numerous dinosaur-related sights, expositions and museums across the continent. I’ll then write no matter there’s to put in writing, whether or not it’s about priceless, distinctive classic fashions in Poland or garbage animatronics at some zoo. I’ve discovered that on this time of loads there is no such thing as a scarcity of dinosaur sights, and future plans are all the time within the works.

Nevertheless, not each dinosaur you run into in a public area warrants a full weblog submit. Some theme parks, museums and zoos have one-off dinosaur rides, sights or themed zones, too slight to put in writing a featured article about however altogether too attention-grabbing, kitschy or quirky to move over.

So here’s a assortment of random dinosaurs and dinosaur sights I’ve run into in my travels over the previous, give or take, three or 4 years. With my urge for food for theme parks and zoos, I’m positive I’ll run into many extra within the years to return. Take this as a tough information to locations the place dinosaurs are discovered, whether or not or not it is sensible for dinosaurs to be discovered there. I counsel you to learn this one by means of to the tip, as a result of they get progressively higher and the final one is an absolute doozy.

Kinderstad Heerlen (Heerlen, the Netherlands) – Wildwaterbaan

It’s typically stated that South Limburg is the area within the Netherlands that feels the least just like the Netherlands, and is due to this fact the capital of quirk in my fairly un-quirky residence nation. The three first entries on this listing are all positioned right here.

I needed to offer a quick nod to Kinderstad Heerlen, an previous manufacturing facility corridor turned FEC within the capital of the long-extinct Dutch mining business. They managed to suit quite a bit in there, together with this small scale log flume with some goofy dinosaur fashions alongside the course. The dinosaurs are butt-ugly, however not in any notably attention-grabbing means. I suppose the concept that younger riders are purported to think about themselves adventuring by means of an historical jungle whereas they’re in reality in an industrial bunker is fairly hilarious.

Mondo Verde (Landgraaf, the Netherlands) – Some Dinosaurs

Positioned a stone’s throw from the well-known Pinkpop competition terrain, Mondo Verde is a big and really uniqe park consisting of a zoo, an amusement park and most importantly an enormous assortment of world gardens of every kind. Run by the identical folks that handle close by Kinderstad Heerlen, Mondo Verde impressed me enormously. This place simply by no means appears to finish; it actually has all the pieces, from Italian fountains to medieval castles to tropical greenhouses to the Alcazar to massive aviaries to lions and (small) curler coasters. Free meals, too.

I believe there was a featured dinosaur themed zone right here previously. Dinosaurs are not marketed as an enormous function right here, however they’re nonetheless round, although in a fairly sorry state, as you’ll be able to see. Once more, these are widespread fashions.

With a lot else occurring on this place (I’ve not begun to scratch the surfuce of all of the loopy stuff they’ve right here) I can’t in good religion complain about underwhelming dinosaurs. My largest knock towards Mondo Verde is that, lovely although the remainder of the park was, the zoo reveals have been merely useful, however nothing to put in writing residence about.

Gaia Zoo Kerkrade (Kerkrade, the Netherlands) – Dino Dome

If you would like an awesome zoo in South Limburg, Gaia Zoo has you lined. It’s a actually wonderful zoo with a powerful assortment of animals in spacious reveals that always look nice, too. Divided into for areas – Taiga, Rainforest, Savannah and Limburg – their important play space known as the Dino Dome.

Featured within the Dino Dome, other than a big community of climbing frames which might be the primary draw, are some life-sized Wolter Design fashions which we like round right here (regardless that that steel slide protruding of Brachiosaurus’ facet can’t be wholesome) and a few nineties-tastic murals. Stranger are the smaller dinosaur fashions scattered all through. Ever needed to see a Velociraptor with opposing thumbs, or a horrible mutant Oviraptor tortured by its personal existence? I ponder what firm made these. They don’t appear like Wolter, and I’ve by no means seen any extra like these. Given how damaged a few of them look, they’ll’t be nice high quality, both. Anyway, I’m not gonna clown on this an excessive amount of, Gaia Zoo is nice. They usually have a dinosaur carousel!

All three sights I confirmed you thus far have been inside an 8 km radius of each other, so a one-day dinosaur kitsch tour round these elements is a viable possibility. You would even cycle, which is type of what I did!

Plopsaland de Panne (Adinkerke, Belgium) – Dino Splash

Plopsaland occurs to be the house of my all time favorite curler coaster, however my associate discovered her blissful place at this water experience. This dinosaur theme park experience stands out for being really type of good trying, with the animatronic and mannequin dinosaurs, the landscaping and the queue constructing a lower above common. That T. rex roaring at you as you come splashing down appears to be like fairly good for a theme park animatronic. On experience, you’re taking a fairly candy course by means of a volcano. Take a shot.

Film Park Germany (Bottrop, Germany) – The Misplaced Temple

Film Park Germany is a film themed park with no precise rights to precise films (WB retracted their licence three years in), so all of the rides have “generic” film themes. There’s a horror film coaster, an aliens water experience, a fantasy themed rapids and a western themed wood coaster, all themed to film tropes with no film connected. So, in fact, there’s a designated dinosaur experience. It’s a display screen simulator experience referred to as “The Misplaced Temple”, although the precise “temple” bit doesn’t consider very a lot.



The buildup you get from entering into the queue line and exploring the preshow is definitely fairly properly achieved. On screens, some consultants inform you that you’re about to partake in a undertaking exploring some newly found cave programs, on the lookout for “archaeological treasure”. All of the whereas, refined and unsubtle indicators inform you there’s one thing bizarre occurring. You even move a spookily-lit dinosaur skeleton in some unspecified time in the future, providing you with a clue of what could be up. The suspense rises…

You then board the experience car, which is whisked off right into a room surrounded by large screens… after which all the pieces goes cuckoo bananas. All subtlety goes out the window as waves upon waves of dinosaurs are fairly actually thrown at you from all instructions whereas the car shakes and shimmies in all places. It’s fully preposterous, and it fully deflates all of the suspense constructed up in that pre-show. One T. rex stalking you is terrifying, literal a whole lot of all of them taking turns to pounce earlier than harmlessly bouncing off the car and falling right into a crevasse is much less so. I suppose as a child I’d have cherished it, however right here’s a theme park experience that undoubtedly belongs on the kitsch listing.

Wiener Prater (Vienna, Austria) – Urgewalt der Giganten

Do you know Vienna, for all its popularity as a cultured place, has an excellent declare to being the Kitsch Capital of the World? And I’m not simply speaking about Johann Strauss.
So there’s this place referred to as Wiener Prater. It’s much less of an amusement park and extra of a everlasting truthful, with free entrance and a pay-per-ride system. There are extra everlasting fairgrounds on this planet, however they are usually run down, soiled and unhappy locations. The Wiener Prater is large, properly maintained and thriving, and has an unparallelled assortment of rides, coasters, eating places, video games, historical past and strangeness. And the strangest of all was referred to as Urgewalt der Giganten, or Historical World of Giants. Or presumably Blue Planet, or, Urriesen, or Der Jurassic Park.

The Aesthetics of the entrance facade are nothing in need of psychedelic. Dinosaurs and dinosaur-like beings adorn each nook, in generally wildly conflicting types. A few of them are paper-mache creations, a few of them appear like repurposed normal fashions, some nearly sensible, some fully fanciful and cartoonish.

What awaits you inside after forking over a number of euros completely lives as much as what you see on the skin. The attraction is a mixture of walkthrough and experience components. You stroll beneath and alongside huge, elaborate diroramas stuffed with extraordinarily unusual dinosaurs and different critters, all most likely selfmade and totally bonkers trying. There’s staircases with eyes. There’s snippets from Strolling With Dinosaurs projected on the screens. There’s a truck experience the place your driver is an unintelligible goblin man. An enormous T. rex assaults you, solely seen for a second. There’s lifts and cord bridges. And there’s the primary room, dimly lit, stuffed with volcanoes and jungle sounds and so many extremely unusual trying dinosaurs. The extra you look, the extra hidden monsters you discover. It’s pure dinosaur kitsch heaven.

In all honesty, this experience is the explanation I wrote this text. I’ve by no means seen something prefer it, my pictures barely do it justice and I don’t wish to spoil all the pieces that occurs. It actually is value experiencing for your self. I imply, don’t go to Vienna only for this factor, however if you happen to’re in Vienna anyway, it is a must-do if you happen to love dinosaur kitsch. It would simply be the ne plus extremely of the style.

As 2023 begins, I’m stuffed with vigor and plans to see extra hidden corners of the world… and if there’s dinosaurs, I’ll all the time inform you about them. Do you wish to go to any of those locations, or among the others we’ve proven you through the years? Are there some other quirky dinosaur sights I ought to learn about? Let me know within the feedback! Completely happy New Yr!

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