Nobody referred to as me ‘daddy’: I roleplayed as Pedro Pascal and went to nightclubs in Last Fantasy 14


1000’s do it, however roleplaying in an MMO is weirdly intimidating. It shouldn’t be: videogames are all about taking part in as characters (or souped-up variations of your self) in thrilling new worlds, so why is taking the following step and changing into another person so scary? Maybe it’s the truth that in an MMO like Last Fantasy 14 you’re doing it infront of different individuals, however nobody truly is aware of you or can see you so there’s nothing to cover.

Roleplaying generally is a enjoyable solution to make your expertise of a recreation even deeper so in some unspecified time in the future you simply have to go for it and get caught in. FF14 is especially good for it because it has an especially artistic playerbase which have constructed all types of RP venues throughout the recreation’s housing districts to discover. I didn’t fairly really feel courageous sufficient to embrace a completely new character, so I assumed I’d attempt taking part in as another person. Somebody recognisable and simple to think about. Somebody who everybody loves. Somebody like… Pedro Pascal.


A portrait of Pedro Pascal, smiling handsomely.
That smile, that rattling smile. | Picture credit score: WIKI COMMONS

My first step in making him appear plausible was getting his look proper. After an hour spent contemplating totally different face choices as a male Hyur I lastly had one thing Pedro-shaped, however to essentially promote it I wanted trend. Fortunately, FF14’s glamour system and vary of clothes is surprisingly broad, so there was tons to select from. However, being just a little degree 1 ‘sprout’, I needed to make use of my essential character to fund his wardrobe.

I thought-about his iconic Met Gala purple coat look to point out off his slutty little knees however like most trend it was past my finances. As a substitute I opted for a yellow jumper and chinos to essentially get the ‘web’s favorite daddy’ look proper.

My subsequent drawback was selecting an acceptable Job. At first I assumed a gun-toting Machinist would work nicely to reflect The Mandalorian, however that doesn’t unlock till you hit Heavensward. So, I went for a Rogue because it felt like essentially the most flamboyant class and I may unlock that after getting one thing else to degree 10. Lastly arrange, Pedro was able to exit into the world and take a look at what Eorzea has to supply. Sadly, issues didn’t fairly go how I anticipated.


I imply, it is not a nasty try, proper?

I figured as an actor, Mr. Pascal must attend events on a semi-regular foundation for premieres and networking, so the very first thing I made a decision to do was try one of many recreation’s nightclub venues. I hit up Membership Minx on Cerberus server and found a very spectacular arrange. The doorway featured a easy cloakroom full with greeter, earlier than following a hallway all the way down to the membership area within the basement. That includes a number of bars that have been absolutely staffed, a dance ground, DJ sales space and VIP space, it felt like a surprisingly real looking area – only one full of bunny boys, cat ladies, and somebody dressed as angel. All dancing merrily! There needed to be at the least 100 individuals there emoting away on the dancefloor.

Being a celeb, I figured I’d get swarmed by the group so a made a beeline for the roped off VIP space. That was my first mistake. Blocked off by an enormous bodyguard, I took a peek over the rope and observed that it was truly full of ‘courtesans’ – a rolepley bridge I wasn’t able to cross regardless of how a lot I wished somebody to name me Daddy.

I retreated to the security of the bar and grabbed a drink whereas planning my subsequent transfer and indulging in some individuals watching. Everybody gave the impression to be in their very own little world, utterly unaware that an icon was of their midst. I couldn’t let that stand, so I downed my drink and hit the Dancefloor – Pedro isn’t one to shrink back from exhibiting off his strikes, in any case.


Final Fantasy 14 cosplay Pedro Pascal looks up at a semi-naked, pope-like character
If even this man doesn’t get observed, Pedro doesn’t stand an opportunity. | Picture credit score: VG247/Danielle Lucas

Mirroring his SNL skit the place he dances with a clicker from The Final Of Us, I hit up essentially the most out-there group I may discover; a trio of girls dressed up as pink wolves. I tapped merrily away close to them, however they didn’t discover me. Their loss, I suppose. Subsequent I attempted dancing with a pirate, however once more I’d as nicely have been invisible. Possibly it was the booze, or the membership was too darkish, however nobody appeared to note {that a} god amongst males was amongst them.

Subsequent I noticed a glamour competitors which is principally an opportunity to point out off your outfits. Being a trend icon, this appeared like a surefire solution to be observed. So I approached the picture sales space to register my curiosity. The theme was the Aristocracy – becoming, provided that Pedro Pascal superstar royalty. Proper? Sadly for the socialites on this bar, that wasn’t sufficient; regal clothes solely. Chinos and knitwear work completely for the purple carpet in actual life, however not in FF14 apparently. Who knew? I reduce my losses right here and headed again to the plaza in Limsa to take a look at a live performance as a substitute.


Final Fantasy 14 Pedro Pascal lights up the in-game nightclub dancefloor.
Nobody appreciates Pedro’s strikes. | Picture credit score: VG247/Danielle Lucas

A small crowd of individuals stand infront a trio of bards knocking out a mixture of basic Last Fantasy tracks, all while waving neon glowsticks. A couple of individuals not-so-discreetly try Pedro throughout the efficiency, however nobody approaches. Possibly they’re shy. At one level, I spot a meat slab of a Roegydan carrying nothing however a pope hat and golden underwear, openly standing in the course of the plaza. However even he wasn’t turning heads – it’s no marvel that nobody was excited by Pedro, both, then.

My roleplaying journey has been an utter failure. As I slink away from the venue to seize an airship flight over to a different metropolis, and perhaps restart my life, I ponder what went flawed. In a world the place you generally is a big warrior wielding an axe the dimensions of a hippo, or a spell-slinging bunny on the every day, being a celeb is – truly – comparatively boring.


Final Fantasy 14 Pedro Pascal with a some appreciative on-looking NPCs.
No less than the NPCs respect me | Picture credit score: VG247/Danielle Lucas

As I make my method via the FF14 equal of an airport and put together to log-out for the evening and quit on the entire escapade, somebody approaches me. They applaud and stare in amazement (I do know it’s amazement due to the flicker impact) earlier than giving me a thumbs up and eager to take a photograph.

Lastly, one particular person appreciates the magnificence that’s the Eorzean Pedro Pascal. It’s a single, low-key interplay however that one little little bit of roleplay recognition makes all of it value it. Maybe Pedro will go to Eorzea once more, in any case.


Header picture credit score: WWD.



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