I’ve been contacted by a lawyer referred to as “The Slammer” and he has filed a category motion lawsuit towards Zorro. Over 300 Chihuahuas are suing him for property claims and alimony. The Slammer desires to share out Zorros kennel, toys, meals provides and the Mustang to the plaintiffs that say that they married Zorro and have a prenup promising them these items in case of divorce.
First, I bought actually alarmed and puzzled what Zorro has been as much as, however after sorting the papers, I observed that each one Chihuahuas solely had three names: Lola, Peach and Tinkerbell, 100 claims every. Tinkerbell has included an image of 14 pups that she mentioned Zorro has deserted. The pups look unhappy however are in numerous sizes and ages and they don’t resemble Zorro in any respect. Tinkerbell just isn’t agreeing to a DNA check of the “pups”. After nearer examination I proved that each one papers had been photocopied. And the identify beneath the pawprint just isn’t Zorro, it’s Sorry!
Sorry, Slammer, you misplaced the case.
Flurry D. Canine (Can learn and write)