Everybody’s favorite so-bad-it’s-good 2023 launch Crime Boss: Rockay Metropolis has gotten a free Halloween replace, supplying you with a option to spend spooky season reliving the horrors of watching semi-beloved 90s actors cellphone it in.
Sure, the sport that rocked up in our lives and provided us a concentrated dose of half-baked 90s nostalgia that served as a fairly positive indication that we must always in all probability cease doing half-baked 90s nostalgia continues to be receiving updates. Imagine me, I’m as stunned as you might be.
Crime Boss’ replace 5.0 in all probability gained’t prevent from by no means with the ability to see its all-star solid, which in case you’ve forgotten, consists of the likes of Michael Madsen, Chuck Norris and even Vanilla Ice, in the identical mild ever once more, however it does give the sport a pleasant Halloween-themed makeover.
As you may see in this trailer, the replace slaps some nicely-decorated pumpkins onto enemy gangsters and provides a chainsaw-wielding slasher film baddie dubbed “Offended Butcher” (no, not that one Diablo followers) to the sport’s Turf Conflict mode.
It additionally consists of some new situations, Diner and Seashore Street Underpass, which can job you with sneaking into enemy territory with out triggering the alarm to thwart trades. It’s in all probability secure to imagine these offers are happening in a diner and close to an underpass, however hey, possibly that’s only a ruse from some artful gangsters.
If you happen to’re not within the temper to take down the free market, you may go to the brand new “Procuring Arcade”, a giant two-floor mall, which seemingly boasts some new methods to buy.
5.0 additionally comes with a bunch of normal gameplay enhancements and tweaks, headlined by some new teammates, a stealth overhaul to be able to sneak round with these new teammates, and the power to toggle your crosshair, which you’ll have the ability to take a look at out whereas aiming your gun on the head of a kind of new teammates.
Detrimental perks additionally look to have been eliminated, which could show you how to really feel extra optimistic after admitting to your folks that you just’re nonetheless enjoying that sport all of them joked about again in March.
Then once more, possibly you jumped into it without cost throughout September’s Xbox play days and by chance obtained hooked, during which case they won’t spend greater than an hour roasting you through your messaging app of alternative. Hey, at the least you’re not making an attempt to persuade them that you just unironically love The Lord of the Rings: Gollum or Cranium Island: Rise of Kong.